cleveland\ steamer

cleveland\ steamer
1. (Cleveland Steamer) (11012↑, 4365↓)
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

Author: admin\@jordantate.com http://cleveland-steamer.urbanup.com/848550
2. (Cleveland Steamer) (2602↑, 1334↓)
A Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing. 1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty fucking (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act. 2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.

Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.

3. (Cleveland Steamer) (859↑, 588↓)
Don't get this shit wrong. A genuine (pronounced gen-u-INE) Cleveland Steamer is specifically the act of: 1) Laying a deuce upon your partners chest, then, 2) Sliding your buttcheeks up and down your partner's chest in a wake of your mud river, AND 3) making an authentic sound of a steam-whistle blowing. Only once the steam-whistle has been sounded have you actually completed a realistic and true Cleveland Steamer.

"Wow, i gave my chick a Cleveland Steamer last night." "Oh yeah, did you do the steam-whistle sound and everything?" "Hellzyeah. Woke the neighbors up and everything\!"

4. (Cleveland Steamer) (1651↑, 1485↓)
(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act) b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them

My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller

5. (cleveland steamer) (853↑, 694↓)
the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.

i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.

6. (Cleveland Steamer) (281↑, 130↓)
The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku: Wake up sleepy head\\ Rise and shine bright morning day\\ Hey\! who crapped on me?\

7. (Cleveland steamer) (269↑, 117↓)
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

Author: James 'Cleveland' Purchase http://cleveland-steamer.urbanup.com/2252841
8. (cleveland steamer) (222↑, 73↓)
A cleveland steamer isn't what everyone else on this site thinks it is, apparently. Popularized by Tenacious D, the idea has as of late been it's just taking a dump on your lover's chest. This is incorrect. A cleveland steamer is the result of tit-fucking, you take a shit first and don't wipe your ass, then titfuck your girlfriend and it leaves a streak of shit on her stomach.

Billy dropped a cleveland steamer on Mandy after their hot love session.

9. (cleveland steamer) (197↑, 47↓)
The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.

Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.

10. (Cleveland Steamer) (188↑, 43↓)
The art of a person (female) taking a big dump on another's chest (male). Sly Stallone has been accused of this paticular fetish

The Cleveland Steamer is the art of a person (female) taking a big dump on another's chest (male). Sly Stallone has been accused of this paticular

11. (cleveland steamer) (282↑, 139↓)
when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.

"i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"

12. (cleveland steamer) (180↑, 39↓)
taking a dump on a girls chest

The hooker I picked up last week let me give her a cleveland steamer

13. (Cleveland Steamer) (188↑, 49↓)
The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku: Wake up sleepy head\\ Rise and shine bright morning day\\ Hey\! who crapped on me?\

14. (cleveland steamer) (167↑, 31↓)
A steamboat who carried dodge balls in the early 1900s; also referred to as the Cleveland steamboat.

there was a large shipment of dodge balls so they called on the one and only, Cleveland Steamer.

15. (Cleveland Steamer) (166↑, 30↓)
When you put plastic wrap over someone's mouth and shit inside their mouth. The plastic wrap then acts as a shit condom inside their mouth.

Try to use heavy duty plastic wrap when giving a Cleveland Steamer- unless the recipient doesn't mind a little corn in their diet.

16. (Cleveland steamer) (171↑, 38↓)
A bowel movement generally taken on the chest/face.

Dude, I'm going to take a Cleveland steamer on your face.

17. (Cleveland Steamer) (205↑, 75↓)
The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a [growler] is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a [Celine Dion] with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.

While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my [cack] out of her [arse], proceeded to give her an impromptu [hot carl], got dressed and [fucked off].

18. (cleveland steamer) (220↑, 98↓)
when you take a shit on your partner during sex.

damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.

19. (cleveland steamer) (251↑, 130↓)
It is the ultimate way to end a relationship. Basically, it boils down to having goodbye sex followed by a laying down of the fecal matter upon the chest of your now ex-partner. \>:)

She may have broken up with me but I think I got the last laugh with that cleveland steamer I graced her with after.

Author: Charles Ulysess Farley http://cleveland-steamer.urbanup.com/1418100
20. (Cleveland Steamer) (214↑, 95↓)
Crapping on your partner when titty-fucking or tea-bagging.

Michael Jackson will get a Cleveland Steamer everyday in the pen.

21. (Cleveland Steamer) (209↑, 92↓)
The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.

Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.

22. (cleveland steamer) (235↑, 119↓)
The act of making sweet love to a woman, waiting until she goes to sleep, defecating on her chest, taking a five dollar bill from her purse and then bolting from the area.

She was complaining to her friends that she had gone to bed with a new man and awakened to a large fresh pile of feces on her chest and that five dollars missing from her purse. Her friends were barely able to contain their laughter as they informed her that he had been the recipient of the mythical cleveland steamer.

23. (cleveland steamer) (234↑, 117↓)
the procedure of one sexual partner (man or woman) taking a shit on the chest area of the other partner (man or woman).

That cleveland steamer you gave me last night was extra hot, i can still feel the steam from under the sheets last night.

24. (cleveland steamer) (179↑, 62↓)
Similar to a [Hot Carl], in that you make a deposit on your partner's torso, most often during [fellatio] (if the woman is receiving) or [cunningulus] (if the man is receiving). What distinguishes the "Steamer" from the Hot Carl is that following the deposit, you slide back and forth on the deposit to smear it into the partner.

Sheila and I both needed a shower after I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.

25. (cleveland steamer) (155↑, 39↓)
while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack *only to be preformed on first date sistuations*

jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.

26. (Cleveland steamer) (180↑, 64↓)
Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for [hot karl]; post anal sex fellatio.

Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.

27. (Cleveland Steamer) (215↑, 101↓)
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

"Tiffany broke up with me after I gave her a cleveland steamer."

28. (Cleveland Steamer) (169↑, 58↓)
The act of taking a dump on someone's torso and then opening the window on a cool night to watch the steam rise from it.

After a fun night of sledding, Annie and I went back to her place where I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.

29. (cleveland steamer) (255↑, 144↓)
An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.

Oy\! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.

30. (Cleveland Steamer) (162↑, 53↓)
Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit

she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer

31. (cleveland steamer) (196↑, 87↓)
To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.

Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.

32. (cleveland steamer) (168↑, 62↓)
The act of taking a [shit] on a girl's chest while she is sucking your [dick]. See also: [Hot Carlisle], [Pasadena Mudslide], [California Hot Plate]

I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.

33. (Cleveland Steamer) (166↑, 61↓)
To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.

Jim gave Kristin a Cleveland Steamer.

34. (cleveland steamer) (235↑, 133↓)
To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.

I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track

35. (Cleveland Steamer) (176↑, 74↓)
cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it

if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci

36. (cleveland steamer) (166↑, 74↓)
The act of defecating on your partner.

I recieved a cleveland steamer on my face two days ago, and I still have corn stuck in my teeth.

37. (cleveland steamer) (171↑, 85↓)
A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.

Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.

38. (cleveland steamer) (173↑, 93↓)
The Cleveland Steamer, contrary to popular belief, is not the act of defacating on your partner's chest before, during, or after sex. The true Cleveland steamer is the act of filling a large, deep bowl with feces and microwaving it untill it is steaming hot, and then having sex with it, usually resulting in extreme pain and sever burns.

Did you hear about John? He got rushed to the burn ward after trying a cleveland steamer.

39. (Cleveland Steamer) (87↑, 11↓)
EVERYONE seems to have provided either a partially or entirely inaccurate definition of what a Cleveland Steamer actually is. This classic and creative move is indeed a way to ensure that any desired break-up with a particular girl is accomplished without chance of reconciliation\! Okay, THIS is how to perfectly execute a Cleveland Steamer: First, get your soon-to-be-ex drunk to the point of passing out. This serves two purposes. One, it allows you to precisely carry out the defecation on her chest without protest. Two, it almost assures that, because she drank so damn much, she will be even MORE sickened by the stench when she wakes in the morn. But back to the instructions. After passing out, the victim (girl) must be carefully placed in her bed with the covers pulled back. At this time, strip off her top and lay the longest, smokiest and smelliest logs possible directly on, around and between her tits. One may prep for this by eating lots of green vegetables, collard greens in particular, then smoking a pack of menthol cigarettes and eating jalapeno poppers at the same time. After dropping your shit pudding on her chest, and this is very important, pull the covers (preferably including at least two wool blankets and a down comforter) up over her head. If need be, leave her nostrils uncovered so that she won't suffocate. Then, after "blanketing" the smoking poo on her chest with as many covers as are available, turn the thermostat in her room up as high as it will go. If you can run that heat upwards of 90-95 degrees, DO IT\! After a night of her poo pot pie literally baking on her chest under the multi-layered covers AND with a room temp of around 90 degrees, she will indeed wake to the smell in this steamy sauna of shit that will make her WISH she was engulfed by the smell of something much more tolerable, like the stench of rotting possum carcasses in the desert heat. THIS, my friends, is the REAL Cleveland Steamer\!\!\!

"I hated Candace's sorry ass so much that I thought I was actually gonna have to kill her to get rid of that nagging bitch once and for all. Fortunately, I cleverly decided to use the ole Cleveland Steamer ploy, which both got rid of her for good and kept me from going to prison\! Cleveland Steamers rock, man\!\!\!"

40. (Cleveland steamer) (80↑, 7↓)
When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.

That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.

41. (Cleveland Steamer) (62↑, 10↓)
When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest after or when they are having sex.

Cleveland Steamer: The man gets on top of the girl and takes a shit on her chest. Simple as that.

42. (Cleveland steamer) (36↑, 13↓)
A Cleveland Steamer refers to any steam-engine vehicle in and around the Cleveland area. Although most vehicles today are run by diesel and/or gasoline, some do still run by steam power, most notably vintage trains.

Eric: I just went on a ride on an old steam train\! Joe: Was it from Detroit? Eric: No\! It was a Cleveland steamer

43. (Cleveland Steamer) (14↑, 3↓)
Torturing an entire city by holding an hour long "Special" on ESPN to announce your decision to leave Cleveland for Miami, when you could have done it with more class. A Lebron Classic.

LeBron just orchestrated the worst Cleveland Steamer I've ever seen\!

44. (Cleveland Steamer) (16↑, 7↓)
an unusual act performed by two lovers where the girl craps on the guys chest.

GIRL: baby i LOOVVEED the movie tonight...and im not tired at ALL...whaddya wana do? hmm? GUY: POOP ON ME\! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH\!\!\! GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what?? GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH\!\! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER\!\!\! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*

45. (cleveland steamer) (18↑, 13↓)
A steamer made in Cleveland, Ohio.

I steamed yummy veggies with this Cleveland Steamer. It works much better than my imported steamer

46. (Cleveland Steamer) (5↑, 3↓)
New nickname for LeBron James

dude: "LeBron chose Miami?" Other Dude: "Yeah, he pulled a real Cleveland Steamer"

47. (Cleveland Steamer) (3↑, 4↓)
A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.

Me: Did you hear?\! You: What? Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael\! You: Hell, no\! Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell. You: Poor Katie. ---Meanwhile--- Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it\! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know\!\! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL\!\!\! Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.

48. (Cleveland Steamer) (4↑, 7↓)
Normally known for excreting fecal matter upon another's chest. Also more popularly known for the Decision of 2010, where Lebron James pulled down his pants and excreted his fecal matter all upon the city of Cleveland (metaphorically speaking), as he turned his back on the city and team which ignored his calls and plights for a stronger cast of players around him after 5 years of waiting. A very controversial issue which the Cavs will never recover from.

Guy1: Did you hear the news about the Cleveland Cavs?? Guy2: Lebron leaving the Cleveland Steamer on the city?? Guy1: Yeah, they will never be able to recover from that one Girl1: Mike just gave me the Cleveland Steamer Girl2: Eww you let him poop on you?? Girl1: No, he turned his back on me after 5 long years of dating, maybe i shouldn't have kept ignoring him..... Girl2: Oh kind of like the cleveland cavs and lebron james thing? Girl1: totally like that

49. (Cleveland Steamer) (2↑, 7↓)
When a man defecates into a woman's mouth following intercourse, covers her mouth with plastic wrap (Saran Wrap), and then proceeds to poke a hole in the plastic wrap. The resulting steam from the warm shit gives rise to the term Cleveland Steamer.

I had an amazing fuck with Jimmy's mom, then proceeded to give her a Cleveland Steamer.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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